Best 100 Stupid Yahoo Questions that are Funny and Dumb

Now, I do not know if the questions are dumb or that the people who wrote them are dumb, but sincerely speaking, these questions do not just make any sense. These stupid yahoo questions indeed deserve stupid answers. Do you actually think these questions make sense? Then you need to think again… These questions actually make me wonder where humanity is heading, or maybe we have some strange breeds that have invaded our planet. Just take a quick look at this list of top 100 stupid yahoo questions.

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1. Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

2. Do you lose your virginity if you fall?

3. Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

4. How do you ask a question on yahoo answers?

5. I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. how do I get my car back?

6. What percentage of water is celery?

7. Is it possible to make toast in a microwave?

8. Why do 24-hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

9. Who is the father of internet?

10. Should my dog learn to drive?

11. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

12. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

13. Who wants to sell me their soul?

14. What’s better to learn, America, British or English?

15. I’m 39 why do I have three teeth?

16. My house is on fire, what should I do?

17. Is it wrong to hate a certain race?

18. Is it possible to be raped by yourself?

19. Did I lose my virginity to my bike?

20. How do I test to see if my turtle is gay?

21. Why does steam come out of my vagina?

22. Can you lose your virginity if you fall?

23. My girlfriend farted while we were kissing, should I break up with her?

24. Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?

25. Does oral sex really count as cheating?

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26. How does sex work from start to finish?

27. How can I test if my son is gay?

28. Did I get bit by a spider?

29. What does it mean if you dream about falling down grand canyon and being eaten by a dragon on the way down?

30. Is there gravity in India?

31. I have a question about the world

32. How were unicorns made?

33. What is a penis suppose to smell like?

34. Is there a spell to turn black in humans that actually work?

35. How do I successfully fool an elephant to go to sea?

36. Is the Bugatti Vermont a minivan?

37. Can games bite my ears?

38. If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

39. When I die and go to heaven can I still watch anime?

40. What is the phobia of chainsaw called?

41. Why do black people call each other Monica?

42. Just ate 52 pizza rolls, will I die in my sleep?

43. If evolution is true then why do pigs not have wings?

44. Am I out of shape if a turtle can outrun me?

45. What does the leaning tower of pizza taste like?

46. Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

47. Why doesn’t the Earth fall down?

48. How do I make my friend poop herself?

49. I had sex while pregnant, so now I may be a grandma. Does this make me a moron?

50. How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?

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Astonishingly Stupid Questions on Yahoo

51. How do you get YouTube to come film you? I’ve been calling YouTube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won’t come.

52. I caught my son having sex with another guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?

53. How do I stop believing in God?

54. Would you hug your parents?

55. I’m 22 and I’ve never had a girlfriend. This makes me so sad. Should I just kill myself?

56. How do I successfully become a Justin Bieber fan?

57. If a two-year-old hand you a toy phone, do you answer it?

58. Is it pretty bad that I spent $926 on food?

59. What does it mean when someone says “meow” to you?

60. Is it illegal to kill an ant?

61. My future husband doesn’t like me?

62. Are there any autographs of Jesus Christ?

63. What if the girl that thinks I’m the dad isn’t the mom?

64. How am I sure I’m the real mom of my kid?

65. 60 seconds and 1 minute aren’t really the same?

66. What happens to the people born on Feb. 29. Do they stay one until 4 years past?

67. Why are babies so ugly when they are born?

68. Why do I feel I have butterflies in my stomach?

69. What do prostitutes wear during Winter?1

70. Is it bad to only shower twice a week?

71. My wife changed Facebook status from “married” to ” widowed”. Should I be worried?

72. Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

73. Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach?

74. Can I tell by the smell of my husband’s gas if he has been cheating?

75. What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?

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76. Should I tell my parents that I am adopted?

77. Is there any kind of food or drink that will make your penis larger in width?

78. Why do Crocodiles walk so gayly?

79. Pool: men and women- when was the last time you had an erection?

80. How big is the specific ocean?

81. Are skeletons real or made up?

82. How can I prevent my boyfriend from finding out I poop?

83. If Batman’s parents are dead then how was he born? It doesn’t make sense how dead parents can have children. Did they think this through?

84. Do you think NASA invented thunderstorm to cover up the sound of space battles?

85. Can I fail a drug test by having sex a night before?

86. Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun? …I know it’s really hot but I guess if you go in the Winter when the sun is like 30 degrees, I bet they could do it.

87. Does anyone know if it’s possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn’t work.

88. I don’t know if my daughter is mine?

89. Do they have toilet paper in Canada?

90. What happens to an 18-hour bra after 18 hours?

91. Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?

92. How do you charge an iPhone 5 without a charger?

93. Instead of simply worshipping God why not worship Godzilla?

94. My boyfriend and I are white but our baby looks black….?

95. Is there any way I can get this popular guy to get me pregnant?

96. Is it possible for tattoos to get passed on genetically from parent to child?

97. Can you get pregnant from kissing?

98. If a hen swallows a condom full of sperm infected with HIV/AIDS and if somebody eats that her meat, does the …?

99. I’m having twins. Can I abort just one of the babies?

100. What incantations work best for summoning Jesus?

Emeka Chigozie
Emeka has a keen interest in tech, entertainment, and politics. He likes to stay up to date with global news when he is not thinking about future trends in tech.


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