A relationshipe is all about communication. Contrary to what so many people believe, proximity does not really have any serious negative effect on relationships rather, lack of communication does. Relationships can also be very boring when both parties don’t communicate well. Tell me what a couple will be doing together for a whole day if they decide not to go out? Certainly they can’t just be making love the whole day; at a point they need to communicate. It will be fun to ask your partner some intimate but funny questions. Now what are these questions? Here we bring to you some Funny questions to ask a guy.
Some of the questions are intimate but what is better than a cool relaxing evening of some unexpected questions? So make the evening fun with these well prepared questions.
Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend
Really Funny Questions to Ask a Guy You Like
1 I think I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
2. If your life was turned into a movie, what actor would play you?
3. What made you laugh the hardest in your entire life?
4. What’s your favorite childhood memory?
5. If you were a waiter and a customer was being rude, would you spit in their food?
6. Are you taking in applications for a girlfriend?
7. Have you ever dated someone from another race? Would you?
8. Would you miss a sports game for me?
9. What’s the worst lie you ever told? Did you get caught?
10. If you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day?
11. How do you handle people you don’t like?
12. Would you rather be smart and ugly or dumb and beautiful?
13. You look quite familiar; didn’t we go to different schools together?
14. Are you into me?
15. Who do you like?
16. What turns you on/turns you off?
17. How would you describe a perfect date?
18. How would you describe a perfect girlfriend?
19. What do you look for in a girl?
20. How do you describe yourself?
21. How do you describe me?
22. What’s the most trouble you’ve gotten into?
23. Are you naughty or nice?
24. Who is your celebrity crush?
25. Do you see yourself naturally committing to anyone?
26. Have you had your first kiss? With who?
27. Ever make out? With who?
28. What is your favorite sex position?
29. What is your favorite movie?
30. What is your favorite food?
31. What is your favorite color?
32. What is your favorite music?
33. Where did you grow up as a kid?
34. Which game did you enjoy playing as a kid?
35. Which football team do you support?
36. Who is the sexiest actress in the world?
37. Do you watch movies? Which one do you rate as your all time best?
38. Do you enjoy the company of your friends?
39. Are you comfortable with your current job?
40.Tell me about the most embarrassing or awkward experience you’ve had around me *even if it’s silly* that you’ve never told me about yet?
Intimate and Funny Questions To Ask Someone You Love
41.If you were to lose your power of speech tonight, what’s the one thing you would want to tell me to improve myself?
42.Which is the first region your eyes would wander to if you were to ever see me naked?
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43. When was the first time you got a whiff of my body odor?
44. If I’m feeling horny when you’re around, do you think you’d realize it? And how do you think you’d recognize the signs?
45. If I caught you masturbating in bed, would you blush awkwardly and accept that I caught you, or would you pretend like you were just shifting your butt about on the bed?
46. What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done to someone to get back at them?
47. When was the first time you had a wet dream?
48. Have you ever played doctor as a child? With whom did you play and how old were you?
49. What is your wildest sexual secret that you want to indulge in at least once in your lifetime?
50. Have you ever been caught naked by someone?
51. Have you ever found something valuable on the street and kept it for yourself even though you knew you could return it to the owner?
52. What is the most embarrassing moment you’ve experienced in your lifetime?
53. Can you tell me your funniest childhood memory that you can remember?
54. What are the things about me that you particularly like and what is the one thing you don’t particularly like? *Physical and psychological asset*
55. Which is the one word in my vocabulary that I use excessively?
56. Do you think you could punch someone and knock them off their senses?
57. If you had to make out with a friend of the same-sex to save the world from aliens, whom would you pick?
58. Which sex toys have you experimented with so far, and which ones would you want to stay away from?
59. If you had to have a sex change, what part of your body would you want enhanced more than anything else?
60. Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers or friends, and have they ever got to know about it?
61. If we had kids together someday in the future, what features/characteristics of mine and yours would you want the child to have?
62. When was the last time you felt possessive about me?
63. Have you ever eavesdropped on me or peeked at me without my notice?
64. Personally, do you think size matters in reality?
65. If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex or masturbation at a stretch?
66. What gets you wet faster, phone sex or sexting?
67. While having sex, would you prefer getting on top or staying down in bed?
68. If you had to pick an animal, which animal do you find the sexiest of all?
69. If you had to explain about the birds and the bees to a child, let me hear how you’d go about explaining it to them?
70. Who is the biggest jerk/bitch you’ve ever come across in your life and why?
71. Have you ever accidentally and yet intentionally kissed someone or tried kissing someone?
72. When was the last time you scratched yourself down there in public?
73. If the world froze for an afternoon and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
74. What’s your routine every night just before you go to sleep?
75. If you felt that I was starting to get a crush on you, what would you do?
76. What’s the one thing you would do, if you were able to do it?
77. Where’s your favorite place in the whole world?
78. Have you ever been so high that you’ve passed out?
79. Have you ever been kissed like you blew the top off your head?
80. What’s your best memory of us, in the three months that we’ve known each other?
81. If you had a week to live, how would you spend it?
82. If you were offered a job that paid you a lot of money, but you had to spend a year somewhere isolated and you couldn’t be in touch with anyone — would you take it?
83. What if you woke up one day and were able to read minds. Whose minds would you want to read?
84. Have you ever slapped anyone?
85. Have you ever cheated in an exam?
86. What’s your least favorite food?
87. What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
88. Are you a night person?
89. If you could date a famous celebrity, who would you date? Why?
90. If you have to miss an important sports event to help out a friend, would you?
91. Do you have a phobia of anything?
92. Do you enjoy watching horror films?
93. Have you ever tried bungee jumping or any other extreme adventure sports?
94. Name an expensive thing that you bought and now regret buying.
95.Tell me a sexual fantasy you like, one you haven’t told me yet.
96. Do you think you can read my mind? What am I thinking right now?
97. Have you ever indulged in PDA with me in front of someone else just to make them jealous?
98. What’s one manipulative behavior of mine which pisses you off?
99. If you had to give me a funny nickname based on my personality or some part of me, what would it be?
100. Does it bother you if I look at another person and say he or she is sexy?