125 Best Black Jokes About Black People

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Very humorous black jokes that will make you laugh hard. This might sound a little different from the normal joke you are used to but it will certainly do the magic. Here is a list of black jokes about black people .

Black People Jokes – Black Guy Jokes – Jokes About Black People

1. Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Antique farm equipment.

2. Q: What do u call a black priest?
A: Holy shit

3. Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside

4. Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill

5. Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs

6. Q: What do you call an 80-year-old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.

7. Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill

8. Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs

9. Q: What do you call an 80-year-old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.

10. Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.

11. Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana

12. Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
A. An auctioneer

13. Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

14. Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs

15. Q: Whats the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family

16. Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea and thought he was melting

17. Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a Segal fighting over a carp

18. Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???
A: An Alabama windchime

19. Q: Why don’t blacks celebrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn’t open on holidays.

20. Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive

21. Q: What are three things you can’t give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

22. Q: What’s long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.

23. Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide .

24. Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

25. Q: Why are black people’s hands white?
A: Because they’re always leaning up against cop cars.

26. Q: What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

27. Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.

28. Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.

29. Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

30. Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.

31. Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems

32. Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

33. Q: Why don’t black women wear panties to picnics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.

34. Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.

35. Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.

36. Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

37. Q: What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down?
A: Afroturf.

38. Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawnmowers?
A: Beacuse it goes run nigger nigger run.

39. Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

40. Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution

41. Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

42. Q: Whats yellow, black in the middle and funny?
A: A school bus full of blacks driving off a cliff

43. Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

44. Q: Why don’t black people like aspirin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them

45. Q: Why can’t Stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz he’s black

46. Q: What’s the difference between bigfoot and a hard-working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted

47. Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink caddilac

48. Q: What do you call a black man on a stick?
A: A tootsie roll pop

49. Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.

50. Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

51. Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

52. Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?

53. Q: Why can’t black’s,live in the country side.
A: There’s no street corners.

54. Q: Why can’t black people spell.
A: Because there black.

Funny Black People Jokes – Funny Black Jokes – Black Man Jokes

55. Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation

56. Q: Why Are black people’s hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

57. Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car who’s driving?
A: The cop

58. Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL

59. Q: What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
A: Stop laughing and reload

60. Q: What Do You call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!

61. Q: How do you starve a negro to death?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

62. Q: How do you kill 50 flies?
A: Hit a Somailen in the face with a shovel

63. Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?
A: A microphone.



64. Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem

65. Q: What’s faster than a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR

66. Q: Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.

67. Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they don’t sing

68. Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

69. Q: Why are jelly beans a lot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.

70. Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

71. Q: Why did God give Black guy’s big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

72. Q: Why are black women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides

73. Q: What travels at 200 km a hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

74. Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.

75. Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.

76. Q: How do you break up the “Million Man March”?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

77. Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: “If I’m gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna look im-po-tant.”

78. Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

79. Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building, who lands first?
A: Who cares?

80. Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The cop!

81. Q: Why are black people’s nostrils so big?
A: Because that’s what God held them by when he was painting them.

82. Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.

83. Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

84. Q: Why do blacks bury their dead upside down?
A: Use em as bike racks.

85. Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me you’re crushing my ciggs.

86. Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.

87. Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
A: There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

88. Q: What do you call Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!

89. Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People

90. Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner

91. Q: What do you get if you search for baboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

92. Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person going to church.

93. Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven’t played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

94. Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

95. Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.

96. Q: What’s the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

97. Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break

98. Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.

Good Black Jokes – Best Black Jokes

99. How do you get a nigger to leave you alone? Throw him a basketball!

100. What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One’s on the cover of Playboy and the other’s on the cover of National Geographic. -obb

101. Why don’t niggers dream? The last one to have a dream got shot.

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor

102. Why do blacks have white hands and feet? They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

103. Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

104. What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor

105. Why do blacks have white hands and feet? They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

106. Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

Once You Go Black Jokes

107. Once you go black, all your possessions end up in Cash Converters.

108. Once you go black, this becomes Forum Game material.

109. Once you go black, you’ll want to kill the OP of this thread for making “once you go black” jokes..

110. once you go black the whole family will want you to hack

111. once you go black I’m gonna call you in the box, jack

112. Once you go black, you’ll want to kill the OP of this thread for making “once you go black” jokes..

113. once you go black the whole family will want you to hack

114. once you go black I’m gonna call you in the box, jack

115. once you go black someone is bound to hop in the sack

116. once you go black the devil might make you step on a tack

117. once you go black hey is that you that I see wack

118. Once you go black, your parents wont want you back.

119. Once you go black, you gonna change your color like Mike Jack (son)

120. once you go black behind you is the whole pack

You So Black Jokes

121. You’re so black that you’d leave a hand print on charcoal.

122. You’re so black that you were marked absent at night school.

123. You’re so black that if you were standing against a white wall you’d look like a passageway.

124. you are the best argument for abortion

125. Your so black tar calls you baby

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