Black jokes

There are lots of very humorous black jokes that will make you laugh so hard you may start to cry. This might sound a little different from the normal jokes you are used to but it will certainly do the magic. Don’t take this the wrong way or too seriously, it is just a Joke! Here is a list of black jokes about black people.

Black People Jokes – Black Guy Jokes – Jokes About Black People

1. Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Antique farm equipment.

2. Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill.

3. Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa Puffs.

4. Q: What do you call an 80-year-old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.

5. Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.

6. Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
A. An auctioneer.

7. Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk.

8. Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs.

9. Q: Whats the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.

10. Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhoea and thought he was melting.

11. Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a Segal fighting over a carp.

12. Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???
A: An Alabama windchime.

13. Q: Why don’t blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn’t open on holidays.

14. Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.

15. Q: What are three things you can’t give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

16. Q: What’s long and hard on a black man?
A: The first grade.

17. Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide.

18. Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your T.V.

19. Q: Why are black people’s hands white?
A: Because they’re always leaning up against cop cars.

20. Q: What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

21. Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.

22. Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.

23. Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems.

24. Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved.

25. Q: Why don’t black women wear panties to picnics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.

26. Q: Why are black ladies pocketbooks so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick somewhere.

27. Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

28. Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawnmowers?
A: Because it goes run nigger, nigger run.

29. Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution.

30. Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

31. Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister.

32. Q: Why don’t black people like aspirin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them.

33. Q: Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
A: Cuz he’s black.

34. Q: What’s the difference between bigfoot and a hard-working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

35. Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink Cadillac.

36. Q: What do you call a black man on a stick?
A: A tootsie roll pop.

37. Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.

38. Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

39. Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

40. Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?

41. Q: Why can’t blacks live in the countryside.
A: There are no street corners.

42. Q: Why can’t black people spell.
A: Because there black.

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Funny Black People Jokes – Black Man Jokes

43. Q: What is it called when a black woman is in labour?
A: Constipation.

44. Q: Why Are black people’s hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

45. Q: A black guy and a Spanish guy are in a car who’s driving?
A: The cop.

46. Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL.

47. Q: What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

48. Q: What Do You call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!

49. Q: How do you starve a negro to death?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

50. Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?
A: A microphone.

51. Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem.

52. Q: What’s faster than a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

53. Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they don’t sing.

54. Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

55. Q: Why are jelly beans a lot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.

56. Q: Why do black people lean to the centre of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

57. Q: Why did God give Black guy’s big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

58. Q: Why are black women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides.

59. Q: What travels at 200 km an hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

60. Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.

61. Q: How do you break up the “Million Man March”?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

62. Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: “If I’m gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna look im-po-tant.”

63. Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The cop!

64. Q: Why are black people’s nostrils so big?
A: Because that’s what God held them by when he was painting them.

65. Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.

66. Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

67. Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me you’re crushing my ciggs.

68. Q: What do you call a Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!

69. Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.

70. Q: What do you get if you search for baboon in a dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

71. Q: What is black, purple, and yellow?
A: A black person going to church.

72. Q: Why are there more black folk than Indians?
A: Because we haven’t played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

73. Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.

74. Q: What’s the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

75. Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jailbreak.

76. Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.

Good Black Jokes – Best Black Jokes

77. How do you get a nigger to leave you alone? Throw him a basketball!

78. What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One’s on the cover of Playboy and the others on the cover of National Geographic. -obb

79. Why don’t niggers dream? The last one to have a dream got shot.

80. What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor.

81. Why do blacks have white hands and feet? They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

82. Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

Once You Go Black Jokes

83. Once you go black, all your possessions end up in Cash Converters.

84. Once you go black, this becomes Forum Game material.

85. Once you go black, you’ll want to kill the OP of this thread for making “once you go black” jokes.

86. once you go black the whole family will want you to hack.

87. once you go black I’m gonna call you in the box, jack.

88. once you go black someone is bound to hop in the sack.

89. once you go black the devil might make you step on a tack.

90. once you go black hey is that you that I see wack.

91. Once you go black, your parents won’t want you back.

92. Once you go black, you gonna change your color like Mike Jack (son).

93. once you go black behind you is the whole pack.

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You So Black Jokes

94. You’re so black that you’d leave a hand print on charcoal.

95. You’re so black that you were marked absent at night school.

96. You’re so black that if you were standing against a white wall you’d look like a passageway.

97. Your so black tar calls you baby.